Nuns and KFC

I was at New Port Creamery this fine evening, and we were discussing religion. Now, if you've read my profile, you'll well know I'm an atheist. No offence, and don't go off at me in the comments. I really don't care what you think. But anyways, I was thinking about how if some scientist dude found out how to make a living cell from scratch, or discovered how the first cell came to be, that the government would probably obscure that information from being publicly known. Why, you ask? Because it would cause a freakin' uproar, that's why. All those religions out there would attack that one (or many) guy. Plus, if people actually believed this dude, then there would be a severe damage to our economy. Religion is worth billions.

I also managed to exclaim "Jesus Christ!" at the table, and minuets later found this priest guy giving me the evil eye. It was fucking hilarious. He had this ginormous frosted glass cross banging on his chest. He looked super strict, and his wife looked like she had been sucking on a lemon for a good hour. Either that, or she had some large, unknown object shoved up her ass.

Another funny thing that had to do with food: my friends and I were eating ice-cream at the mall once in the food court, and we saw these two nuns eating friend chicken with cokes. Actual cokes. There were in full dress, too- robes, HUGE crosses, those hat things... We managed to take a picture on one of my friends cell.

Gah... I sound so tremendously boring in this post. It dismays me greatly.

:)

Tot ziens,

Me

(May no offence come to you, if you are indeed religious- I'm just enjoying being my plain old rude self :)